problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
She's not a foreskin expert like you
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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