So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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