$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
