Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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