can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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