Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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