Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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