yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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