have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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