we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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