your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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