So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I enjoy the company of your penis
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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