So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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