those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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