babies were throwing up all over the place
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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