S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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