Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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