just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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