It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Randomize
