I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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