So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Randomize
