You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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