Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
The ass gains better be worth it
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