I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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