I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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