if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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