Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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