Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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