well I can't set my house on fire every night
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
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