return my video game
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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