Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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