it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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