happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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