But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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