5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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