: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
