dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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