Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Can Purell be used as lube?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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