OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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