do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
He better not be in your backpack
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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