theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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