I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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