i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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