she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
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