"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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