I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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