so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
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