Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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