stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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