Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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