You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Randomize
