Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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