What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Randomize
