Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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