this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
Randomize
